It’s a good thing I’m bi

Cause when a guy flirts with me I’m either annoyed or I can dish it right back and enjoy it

When a woman flirts with me I’m like “AJDHSJSDUJSSHD PRETTY WOMAN SPEAKING TO ME?!” and freeze up really bad like a fucking preteen at a school dance omfg

I would be the world’s saddest lesbian

I feel this so hard

I’m the exact same way